All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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