Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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