why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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