Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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