He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
People in love make me want to vomit
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
the raccoons are back...
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