so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize