spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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