Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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