There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The uberlube is also flammable
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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