So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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