i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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