i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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