She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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