problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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