I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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