How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
So. Much. Porn.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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