im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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