i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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