Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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