I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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