This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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