NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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