I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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