State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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