Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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