I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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