I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Randomize
