no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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