Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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