We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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