You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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