He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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