he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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