You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I enjoy the company of your penis
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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