But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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