apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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