ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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