Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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