just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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