You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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