So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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