If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
