Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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