Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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