Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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