And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Let's paint friendship bongs
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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