The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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