Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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