PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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