You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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