we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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