It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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